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Ø If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
Ø If u don't, he says u are PROUD.
Ø If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
Ø If u don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
Ø If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
Ø If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
Ø If u! are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
Ø If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
Ø If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
Ø If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
Ø If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
Ø If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
Ø If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
Ø If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
Ø If u SCOLD him, u are like! a NANNY to him;
Ø If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
Ø If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
Ø If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
Ø If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
Ø If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
Ø If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
Ø If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
Ø If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
Ø If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & so hard to please!!!!!
Ø If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
Ø But if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Ø The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Ø Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter.
10 THINGS GIRLS DO THAT DRIVE GUYS CRAZY
We’re talking drive-’em up-the-wall crazy. Here’s the recipe for disaster.
1. Change your mind about how you feel toward him.
Monday he’s the guy of your dream. Wednesday you’ve decided the new guy in your algebra class is the guy for you. By Friday, you’ve forgotten Mr. Monday’s name.
2. Compare yourself to other girls. If a guy is interested in you, he’s not going to want to listen to you complain about how popular your best friend is or how pretty your sister is.
3. Base your opinions on what he thinks. He wants to know your views on something. Before you respond, you try to find out what he thinks.
4. Forget about plan you’ve made with him. If you make plans to see him or call him at a specific time, don’t drop the ball.
5. Sell yourself short. When he congratulates you on a job well done, you brush it off as no big deal or give the credit to others.
6. Obsess about your weight. He orders a mega-burger with fries and a chocolate milk-shake. While picking at your green salad, no dressing, you talk about fat grams and lament about how really want to lost weight.
7. Play dump. There’s behavior that qualifies as dumb and then there’s behavior that qualifies as dumber. Guess which category this stunt falls into?
8. Leave all the decision-making about dress up to him. He’s tapped out for ideas. Your brilliant suggestion? ‘I don’t know.’ Hello! Wake up and read the paper! Check out the movie listings and offer an idea or two.
9. Act rude toward others. Walking all over other people in an attempt to impress him isn’t going to score you any points.
10. Refuse to laugh at yourself. You mom decides to show him some of your baby photos and you respond by stomping out of the living room in a huff? The ability to laugh at yourself shows that you’ve got confidence which in one of the most attractive qualities around. So, get some confidence.... he’ll be crazy about you!
Glossary
-drive crazy: make someone extremely annoyed
-drive up the wall: to make somebody angry and frustrated
-recipe for disaster: likely to result in disaster
-drop the ball: to do something accidentally but which causes problems for yourself and others
-sell yourself short: to show yourself as unimportant or attractive
-brush it off: to refuse to consider something or someone seriously
-picking at: to eat small amounts of food
-dressing: a liquid made from oils and vinegar or lemon juice which is normally poured over salads
-lament: to complain in a very sad way
_dump: stupid or silly
-stunt: a stunt is a dangerous or, here, very stupid action
-tapped out for ideas: to have no ideas at all
-walk all over people: to be rude to or critical of other people
-stomping: to walk with very heavy steps, usually in anger or disappointment
-in a huff: in an angry mood
-crazy about: to be in love with
(from Teen Magazine, May 1995)
